Geoffrey Asmus | Stand-Up Comedy

Geoffrey Asmus began performing stand-up in 2013 immediately after wasting $143,548 on seven college degrees. Geoffrey regularly performs at the famous Comedy Cellar in New York City and was featured at Just For Laughs in Montreal as a ‘New Face.’ Geoffrey has opened for Dave Attell, Mark Normand, Dan Soder, Fortune Feimster, Sam Morrill, and Daniel Sloss among others. He headlines comedy clubs nationwide and sleeps on Greyhounds around the world. In 2021 his debut album “Prodigal Little Bitch” went to #1 on iTunes. Geoffrey also records the weekly You’re An Idiot podcast with Alex Dragicevich. It is the only funny podcast in America. But no matter where he performs Geoffrey never makes eye contact, which is a blessing for all.